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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau born July 27th, 1970 (Leo)
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After his fans insistence, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of colitis in weasels (source)

Do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. I’m possibly going to be censured for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of months ago. I think I'm a two in Bulgaria, but a six in Indianapolis.

Which super power do you have?
Well... I can shrink other people heads. This could help quite a lot at parties.

Do you have any scar?
Indeed yes! I have a tiny wombat shaped scar on my right thigh, a relic of my unpleasant encounter with a deranged chipmunk.

Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
You bet! In case of common cold, mix two parts of whiskey, one part of mineral water and some dill in the skull of a groundhog, then drink this brew every 20 minutes for 5 hours.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer with an irrational fear for butterflies, by reason of a strange accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by spiders, but that is quite normal.

You were brilliant in "Oblivion". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
You bet! There was a writers' strike, so I had to improvise most of my dialogues.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate situation regarding the bequest of my twice removed late cousin, and so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Nikolaj Cester-Waldau".

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's home telephone number :
572358238 2216502560 2483148356 3315944503 6160194444 3760827030 340966550 945768353 2654052698 948063538 5407613842 9157918911 9604499072 2148458347 359818714 7963683548 8481081716 4227171132 2219365793 306195525
I waited for many years for an occasion to have a hurried meeting with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. The resulting piece was awesome, like "The Chronicles of Narnia" rewritten by Captain America. It was awfully lamentable that my mother in law (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I struggled to recapture those stunning words. I want to be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an entirely truly run-down of our conversation, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.