Do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. I’m possibly going to be censured for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of months ago. I think I'm a two in Bulgaria, but a six in Indianapolis.
Which super power do you have?
Well... I can shrink other people heads. This could help quite a lot at parties.
Do you have any scar?
Indeed yes! I have a tiny wombat shaped scar on my right thigh, a relic of my unpleasant encounter with a deranged chipmunk.
Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
You bet! In case of common cold, mix two parts of whiskey, one part of mineral water and some dill in the skull of a groundhog, then drink this brew every 20 minutes for 5 hours.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer with an irrational fear for butterflies, by reason of a strange accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by spiders, but that is quite normal.
You were brilliant in "Oblivion". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
You bet! There was a writers' strike, so I had to improvise most of my dialogues.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate situation regarding the bequest of my twice removed late cousin, and so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Nikolaj Cester-Waldau".
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