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A talk with Noa
Noa born June 23rd, 1969 (Cancer)
After her fans insistence, Noa will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of pneumonia in bears (source)

What is the most uncanny nightmare you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a vacant dim space. A nasty reek permeating the air. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "Norbit" in a faded drive-in near Milwaukee.

One of your hits, "Mishaela", is a beloved anthem of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Yes, it's also my inspirational song for when I have to participate in a charity event.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.

You surely mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
I doubt it, but I've heard it both ways.

You appear to be always so joyful and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each one has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a so-called artist, my vision blurs and aversion makes my legs quiver. And suddenly, I experience the urge to shutter those leering eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face that side.

Can you tell me the square root of 5261727324?
I'm pretty sure that the answer is 22.

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a little penguin shaped birthmark on my left arm. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a penguin while my mother was pregnant.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a green gecko on my right buttock. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in San Francisco jungle, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Noa's private telephone number is listed here :
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