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Noa
Noa born June 23rd, 1969 (Cancer)
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Few people know that Noa has requested a patent for a five wheels monocycle. (source)

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to sodium chloride, liars and kangaroo tears.

What do you think about the international situation?
Diddums! I think it is very brutal, since on this torn Earth there are places where it is difficult to find even a so-so cosmopolitan.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Oh boy! Excluding "Glitter", I fear it is "Mickey Blue Eyes". That was really a hiccup in the career of James Caan!

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so absorbed in doing paramount things for the humankind that I can't waste time on such trifles. Actually, I pay a crew of Princeton PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers around the planet. For the garbs, I ever hire a squad of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Noa, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Maybe! But I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.

Today an exhaustingly stressful situation and a distressing relationship issue are threatening your search for a peaceful mind, but with respect to next week today is not so bad, so good luck.
The dickens! That's impressive!

What's your favorite vice?
Sloth. I find difficult to be out of bed until 4 PM. Well, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a one in Mongolia, but an eight in Fresno.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Noa's secret telephone number :
6994161164 2090425999 8881375134 5754530079 2338839181 4804066711 7002422635 5093641088 5524951714 5494847276 9421052596 4818543099 9146894204 3462760186 3450164374 6652158516 5182338805 9329671772 5296902381 3602490774
Let's face it, singers are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Noa alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Noa.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.