Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to sodium chloride, liars and kangaroo tears.
What do you think about the international situation?
Diddums! I think it is very brutal, since on this torn Earth there are places where it is difficult to find even a so-so cosmopolitan.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Oh boy! Excluding "Glitter", I fear it is "Mickey Blue Eyes". That was really a hiccup in the career of James Caan!
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so absorbed in doing paramount things for the humankind that I can't waste time on such trifles. Actually, I pay a crew of Princeton PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers around the planet. For the garbs, I ever hire a squad of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Noa, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Maybe! But I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.
Today an exhaustingly stressful situation and a distressing relationship issue are threatening your search for a peaceful mind, but with respect to next week today is not so bad, so good luck.
The dickens! That's impressive!
What's your favorite vice?
Sloth. I find difficult to be out of bed until 4 PM. Well, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a one in Mongolia, but an eight in Fresno.
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