You appear to be always so effervescent and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face another actress, rage darkens my soul and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience an impulse to estinguish that loser from this planet and celebrate on her desecrate coffin. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Can you tell me the square root of 5058881722?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not true numbers.
Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. Are you a typical Capricorn?
Absolutely! I'm a little gloomy, quite energetic, dogged and forgiving. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, I learnt to incapacitate gnats by staring at them.
You were brilliant in "Prometheus". Were you given plenty of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Rambo.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an elk. A big, fat, placid elk, replete and somnolent in the summer shade.
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