We are here tonight with Noomi Rapace, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Noomi, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, because it counts as community service.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the weasel appearing in your last movie?
Egads! How did you people find out!? My demeanor was absolutely professional, as it always has been.
An imaginary character you think to as your doppelganger?
Many, but expecially Charlemagne, because of our smart hair style. In my dreams we both enjoy the company of cute lions.
Can you tell me the square root of 2992894171?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not true numbers.
Which is the most shameful DVD in your possession?
Argh! Apart from "Glitter", probabably it is "Four Christmases" or "Freddy Got Fingered".
Are you superstitious?
Guess so! I need to shout "jackal!" to 2 random people before a critical social event. Obviously not this one.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Cotospada magnifica, an elusive green poppy that only grows in Mongolia.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments.
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