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An interview with Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Norah Jones born March 30th, 1979 (Aries)
During an unsettling séance, Norah Jones was temporarily changed into a mild-mannered goat (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good constipation cure?
Sure, here it is my guaranteed panacea for constipation. Mix one part of cider, three parts of mineral water and some tartar sauce. Put the resulting potion on your tongue and your elbows.

Who are your heroes?
Abraham Lincoln, Gollum, and myself.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Norah, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't live without an albine kitten or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered every two hours to my door.

Can you authenticate the hearsay about the lost Loch Ness monster photos?
Thou, gleeking tickle-brained pigeon-egg! How do you dare?

Norah, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last year I leased an exquisite manor in a secretive valley of Swaziland. The contract included a moat surrounding the manor to protect my privacy but also a mob of local extras acting like devotees.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that preparing food is a huge waste of energy, since there are friends and bars willing to deliver my daily dose of carbs and vitamines. The few times I cook for my relatives, I like to design salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pulled pork and seaweeds, which I believe can accomodate both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Yup! You take the pulled pork and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Whole-grain buns?
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix pulled pork and seaweeds with some gravy and there it is!

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My short rendezvous with Norah Jones has been patiently planned for days. The resulting transcription was imposing, like it was written by Beatrix Potter under the effects of unhealthy beverages. Thus, it was untoward, to put it mildly, that my uncle Reginald by accident (I assume) devoured my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I made an effort to remember those stunning words. So, to be clear, I'm not so certain this web page is a completely genuine report of our appointment, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever was real...
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