A talk with Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Norah Jones born March 30th, 1979 (Aries)
To toughen her will, Norah Jones often meditates on a cot made of barbed wire profusely showered with pepper (source)

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too absorbed in doing crucial things for the humankind and I can't waste time on such technicalities. Actually, I employ a bunch of MIT graduates to compile my grocery list and texting it to a number of pro buyers spread around the globe. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever have a crew of doubles, one for each body part.

Norah, do you like squirrels?
Not on a chance!

Why you do not like squirrels?
To be frank, they reek! And one squirrel bite my cousin's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become a singer, so I should probably rethink my position on squirrels.

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Batman & Robin", a masterpiece whose relevance has not been recognized.

What is your opinion about president Trump?
You are a little impish, but I guaranteed my grandma I would not curse in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Book Thief" by John Cusak.

You surely mean, by Markus Zusak?
I doubt it, but I've heard it both ways.

What would you like to do right now?
Watch my favorite talent show eating fried chicken.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Norah Jones' secret telephone number :
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