I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is untoward that I have so little time to put down the words. Last week I've read the outline of the abridged version of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it quite acceptable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Frank Baum - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Norah, do you like hamsters?
Why you do not like hamsters, if I may ask?
They reek! And one hamster bite my grandpa's intimate parts. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with hamsters.
Norah, you seem to be always so positive and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face another artist, my heart grows darker and my teeth rattle with fury. And then, without warning, I experience an impulse to wipe out that dimwit from this planet and jump on her icy grave. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face that side.
Norah, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an article appeared on Annals of Emerging Solipsism, written in collaboration with the eminent dr. Walter Rogers.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my fantastic remedy. In case of need mix three parts of whiskey, two parts of tea and some Thousand Island dressing. Apply the resulting potion on your chin and your tongue.
Do you do your own shopping?
I reckon not! Usually, I employ a bunch of experts to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of pro buyers spread around the world. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever have a squad of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Very well! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "Mickey Blue Eyes". That was really a hiccup in the career of James Caan!
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