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A talk with Noureen DeWulf
Noureen DeWulf
Noureen DeWulf born February 28th, 1984 (Pisces)
Noureen DeWulf has been less than delighted by the true situation and appliances of the mega-ritzy spa she hastily selected from the flyer of the "Last Will Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Noureen, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased an exquisite villa in a secluded valley of Elbonia. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the cheerful property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about affair in the interweb.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my instant remedy. In case of drunkness mix three parts of white wine, one part of ground coffee and some teriyaki sauce. Apply the resulting elixir on your knees and your arms.

When your are not acting, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting old TV antennas is a noble activity.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Immanuel Kant. I played Doctor Who until somebody got smart.

What do you eat between meals?
Pasta noodles with gravy, a nectarine, two bread rolls, and a few drops of fernet.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
It was my agent's idea.

And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of amebiasis?
Since my pet baboon showed some symptoms.

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Shizzle! At times I'm scared by my popularity. I really make no distinction: I brighten prosperous NASA scientists and crestfallen crime scene cleaners in the same manner. It's nice to hear that there are at least 12 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Belarus and Narnia.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Noureen DeWulf's private telephone number :
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I queued up for several years for an occasion to have a little interview with Noureen DeWulf. The resulting piece was awesome, like "Fahrenheit 451" rewritten by Robin Hood. Hence, it was damaging, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident set my only copy on fire! After I punished myself, I attempted to recapture those excellent words. To be straight here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely precise report of what transpired during our interview, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.