A talk with Noureen DeWulf
Noureen DeWulf
Noureen DeWulf born February 28th, 1984 (Pisces)
Noureen DeWulf is always looking for new ways to stay in contact with her fans. (pixabay photo)

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my sure remedy. In case of need mix three parts of vodka, two parts of tea and some butter. Apply the resulting concoction on your wrists and your knees.

Apart from acting, is there something you do exceptionally well?
You know, I do a great imitation of a gopher, usually for kids or everybody willing to pay mucho dinero to assist.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Recently I've read the inside flap of the book "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it more or less passable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Frank Baum - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Noureen, what is your opinion about the problem of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in an article printed on European Semiotic Quarterly, written in collaboration with prof. Jason K. Murphy.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Aeon Flux", an underestimated classic whose magnitude has not been acknowledged by viewers.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order forbids me to talk about it.

When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Animal Farm" by George Hotel.

You mean, by George Orwell?
I seriously doubt it, however we can agree to disagree.

Noureen DeWulf refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5525278122 9062854069 7138880467 8377085696 8889350915 217359794 443706415 3503753321 2791229395 7282670547 4835862741 321415530 6080733308 8851729475 6193961929 6729387405 7282465899 9418646572 9213601747 5615335598
I sat tight for weeks for an occasion to have a hurried exchange with Noureen DeWulf. The resulting piece was jaw-dropping, like "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" rewritten by Magneto. It was awfully damaging that my armadillo (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I tried to recall those amazing words. I want to be frank here: I'm not so certain this web page contains a totally truly chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever happened...
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