An interview with Oded Fehr
Oded Fehr
Oded Fehr born November 23rd, 1970 (Sagittarius)
Among the future projects of Oded Fehr there is a super-secret independent sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action takes place underwater (pixabay photo)

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented an exquisite palace on the secretive hills of Bhutan. The payment included a mined drawbridge to ensure my privacy and also a flock of extras pretending to be paparazzi to let me feel alive.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
I guess! The tentative title of the film is "Donna, Roger and Desita". Imagine a woman and a man. Donna and Roger live together in Austin. The man is a NSA agent and she is a vegetable grower. When Roger's pet raccoon Desita got jaundice, they decide to fight the mob to avenge the raccoon.

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he books a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and admirers
Yeah! I'll do whatever is necessary to evade those troublemakers. I often adopt the alias "Oded Fahr".

Do you know Helen I. Bailey (a former middle school teacher, now a sugar cane grower) from Lakeland?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was some commotion about some warped photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.

Which is your favorite snack?
Plums with salt and pepper, a pickle, two pizzas, and a few drops of gin.

Do you know any good back pain cure?
Sure, here it is my guaranteed remedy for back pain. Mix two parts of vodka, one part of coffee and some sesame oil. Gargle with this concoction every 25 minutes for 5 hours.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
My my! Excluding "Glitter", which was a gift, I fear it is "Just Go With It" or "Norbit".

What's your favorite vice?
I watch really lame videos on YouTube. Well, surely you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Oded Fehr's private telephone number :
440140568 5743662120 8692234114 9272362138 4815817523 485881332 6221864457 7511992371 7241373624 3183642070 5117918059 9602683698 6051084523 589454109 3717713662 418557690 4874565806 9650511162 9870819673 5477279215
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently lined up my short conversation with Oded Fehr several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet squirrel got malaria, so I had to skip the exchange. So, this web page is essentially based on what Oded Fehr would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.