Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to nonsense, gazelle milk, and sulfuric acid.
You have been seen in a compromising setting with a star whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to reveal. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with M.C..
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some wandering photons spontaneously produced a completely random photo in which you wrongly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your father or your car may "spontaneously" start to burn. Is it all clear now?
I think I've lost that picture anyway...
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a kangaroo.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Ohmigosh! People love me so much. I'm inescapable: I elate famed Stanford professors and discouraged sewer inspectors in the same fashion. Say, there are 15 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Djibouti and Ivalice.
Odette, what is your take of the next Oscar debate?
Surely, this is an elephant in the room.
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