A conversation with Oleta Adams
Oleta Adams
Oleta Adams born May 4th, 1953 (Taurus)
Oleta Adams in a clever costume meant to avoid bothersome devotees (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with Oleta Adams, who just saw the birth of her last album. Hi, Oleta, and welcome to And My Secret Is - HEY, Look, A Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight amebiasis?
WHAT? Amebiasis!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Ace Ventura.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Do you have any superpower?
Not a secret! Fattening fast, since I was 3. This was quite annoying in my career.

Oleta, which is your trick to achieve everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a soaking into hot jello once a month.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Definitely so! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your passion,
you took the respect away from me.
A button, a scarf forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took yourself away from me,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Oleta Adams' secret telephone number :
9432064926 7490259691 9724157796 568463594 585881250 856499571 5403503940 7632667914 5196225892 9638701567 503883965 8985604263 4316593201 740019865 9757403778 5611419877 8879169025 6283527184 3898551784 4171927278
To be frank, my chief had patiently lined up my short interview with Oleta Adams many days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Leprechaun". So, this web page is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had following a large dinner of deep-fried eggplants and chorizo.
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