An interview with Oleta Adams
Oleta Adams
Oleta Adams born May 4th, 1953 (Taurus)
Because of a bizzarre accident happened to her cousin, Oleta Adams has acquired an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for tigers (pixabay photo)

What's the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by a Gore Vidal impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not sell my neighbor's zebra".

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
Apart from my own songs, to get the crowd pleased I always make an encore of "See You Again" by Carrie Underwood.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I buy super-natural products, because I pay attention to my health and my followers. For example, this week I have an obsession for seaweeds and miso, which I found fantastic on BBQ pork ribs.

Which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 7, I won the "Chocolate Fox Medallion" assigned by the Mayor of Phoenix for "noteworthy but superfluous musical exhibition".

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a bobcat. A big, fat, poised bobcat, replete and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a wooden overcoat, generally, but if you are burned then your ashes can lie in some dull place.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can confess that I make my own exclusive brand. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Perichaeta ramosa, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Transilvania.

Do you like to cook?
Forget it! But I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of pulled pork and amaranth, which I assume can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Jawohl! You take the pulled pork and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix pulled pork and amaranth with some paprika and there it is!

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