An interview with Olga Kurylenko
Olga Kurylenko
Olga Kurylenko born November 14th, 1979 (Scorpio)
Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Olga Kurylenko. He has invited her for a 5 months stay in his summer residence. (source)

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular location with a vip whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to publish. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with Q.V..

I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly fine and then for no reason at all your office is swarmed by the CIA looking for some verboten material somebody has hidden there. Are we on the level?

Now that I look at it better, this is a picture of myself with a wig...
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?

It was my best friend's idea.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of shingles?
Since my best friend had it.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Olga Kurylenko, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Castlevania" player.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Naboombu, probably because there is my picture in the middle of it.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Olga Kurylenko's private telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had patiently arranged my exchange with Olga Kurylenko several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet weasel got amebiasis, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Olga Kurylenko would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.