A conversation with Olivia Munn
Olivia Munn
Olivia Munn born July 3rd, 1980 (Cancer)
Olivia Munn always employs a scientific method to choose her next move (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Olivia Munn, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Cornell University, signed up for Criminal Logic 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with an online poker addiction.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, I do! I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for dog shaped clouds, because of a strange accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite normal.

Olivia, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make in your career?
If you want to become rich fast, I can contact some gentlemen from Colombia who can show you how to double your stake. However, you better choose which part of your body you can part with, if things go snafu.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing meals is a huge waste of time. After all, there are bars and friends willing to deliver my daily RDA of vitamines and carbs. The few times I cook for my acolytes, I like to improvise salads. My gem is a mix of pulled pork and tofu, which I think can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the pulled pork and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

Rye bread?
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pulled pork and tofu with some pickles and voilĂ , there it is!

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the shady ventures of Internet instead of doing work. It's possible that you are going to blame me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny penguin shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my mother did unwittingly ingest a penguin when she was pregnant.

There is no possibility any of these is Olivia Munn's home telephone number :
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I lined up a brief appointment with Olivia Munn many weeks in advance. The resulting piece was great, like it was written by the spirit of Virginia Wolf in her prime. So, it was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my mother in law (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I put myself together, I attempted to remember those impressive words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an absolutely truly run-down of our rendezvous, and so I'm starting to question whether it ever took place...
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