If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Olivia Munn, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at UPenn, signed up for Practical Positivism 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.
Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal nonsense.
Today a depleting delicacy and a draining situation of suffering are sabotaging your ability to avoid confrontations, but with respect to next week today is very good day, so good luck.
The hell with it! If I did believe in this zodiacal foolishness, now I would be crying like a puppy.
What’s your worst habit?
If I'm morose, I noisily tap my fingers on any surface and also on people heads.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Olivia Mynn", who apperently is an advertising specialist from Las Vegas. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Bing my name sounds like an awful vulgarity in Polish.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a three in Reno, but a six in Mongolia.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sure enough! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe bartender, I could never decide.
Olivia, what is your take of the current Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.
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