Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of George W. Bush. I played the Incredible Hulk until somebody got smart.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on arms and backs of 700 volunteers that will be released in Henderson.
Olivia, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.
Today a disconcerting relationship issue and a tiresome existential ferment are undermining your quest for happiness, but with respect to next Sunday today is a feast, so good luck.
Golly! That's impressive!
Which is your technique for everlasting youth?
Curiously, it is a daily soaking into lukewarm unicorn blood.
Olivia, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising position with a singer whose name I've not the authorization to expose. Care to comment?
Do you mean I.M.? That was a platonic thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with Y.X...
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is totally all right and then for no apparent reason your house is swarmed by the FBI looking for some felonious things somebody has hidden there. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
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