A talk with Olivia Newton-John
Olivia Newton-John
Olivia Newton-John born September 26th, 1948 (Libra)
One of Olivia Newton-John's most firm resolutions is to obtain soon a license for operating a hovercraft (source)

Which is your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in September. An almost magic autumn night, breezy and gently decadent, still redolent of summer. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of yelling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

Life seems better now.
That's nothing, my entire existence is like a walk into a gory grinder. And it's still far better than average.

Olivia, you are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in March I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue crabs and my special Smurf hash.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Jennifer Connelly, because I liked her as Marge Simpson.

Which is your trick to obtain everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a sponging with lukewarm jello twice a week.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "To Kill a Mockingbird" by General Lee.

You surely mean, by Harper Lee?
Surely you are thinking to another edition, however we can agree to disagree.

Olivia, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you make with music?
Say, when rotary phones will be trendy again people will stop laughing behind my back.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Olivia Newton-John's secret telephone number is listed here :
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