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Olivia Newton-John
Olivia Newton-John born September 26th, 1948 (Libra)
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Since her fans required it passionately, Olivia Newton-John will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($1,500/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of gastroenteritis in ferrets (source)

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard-pressed doing influential things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) and I can't waste time on things of no consequence. Usually, I retain a bunch of specialists to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of pro buyers around the world. For the clothes, I ever hire a gang of doubles, one for each body part.

What happen if you play your song "Summer Nights" backward?
The galaxy may implode.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my instant cure. In case of need mix three parts of cider, one part of coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 20 minutes for at least 4 hours.

When your are not singing, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting old door knobs and door handles rests my mind.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to Paris, if you have been fiendish, you go to Dallas.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Olivia Nuwton-John", who supposedly is a former dental prosthetist from Reno. That's quite distressing, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that according to Yahoo my name is similar to an awful insult in Turkish.

Could you support the hearsay about the purloined Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Thou, bawdy ill-breeding lewdster! How do you dare?

Which is the most shameful DVD in your collection?
Fair enough! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "Parting Shots". That was really a hiccup in the career of Diana Rigg!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Olivia Newton-John's home telephone number :
4782610531 3470299934 623459038 2009773491 9679893158 3865447451 8207975006 7210890779 3939484599 2894238315 8213395487 2822628041 9003403240 638086393 313801466 3833963029 9177814184 5618946726 9180067929 9654848413
I sat tight for years for a chance to have a little meeting with Olivia Newton-John. The resulting transcription was wondrous, like "Three Men in a Boat" rewritten by Magneto. Hence, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor destroyed my only copy! After I invoked Harry Potter in vain, I struggled to recollect those breathtaking words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a totally precise run-down of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm starting to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.