A talk with Olivia Thirlby
Olivia Thirlby
Olivia Thirlby born October 6th, 1986 (Libra)
Among Olivia Thirlby's future projects there is a top-secret experimental romantic comedy in which all the action takes place underwater (source)

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Olivia Thorlby", who happens to be a jewellery designer from Las Vegas. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as discovering that according to Yahoo my name sounds like a revolting obscenity in Russian.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can look at them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Carl. Carl says you are an ass.

Olivia, what do you think about the future Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Taylor Momsen. I always liked her as Bridget Jones.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that years ago I was traveling in Sudan with a special friend. We did "it" in the prairie, under the moon, in the middle of nature.

What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Charlton Heston. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's lion".

What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I guaranteed my canary I would not talk dirty openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Olivia Thirlby's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my boss had planned my brief rendezvous with Olivia Thirlby days beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Dungeon and Dragons". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Olivia Thirlby would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.