An interview with Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde born March 11th, 1984 (Pisces)
Limbadoo, the adored pet crab of Olivia Wilde, can also double as a protein snack in case of ravenous appetite (pixabay photo)

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a one in Atlanta, but an eight in Bulgaria.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural products, because I do pay attention to my skin and our planet. For example, this week I have a fascination for tofu and kale chips, both very tasty on BBQ pork ribs.

Which is the most shameful DVD in your collection?
Shizzle! Excluding "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "LOL" or "Color of Night".

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.

You mean, by John Steinbeck?
I seriously doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.

What do you think about the international situation?
Kerboom! I think it is unfortunately very bleak, since on our battered world there are places where it is impossible to find even an adequate mint julep.

You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of April I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meatloaf.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the relaxing tinkle of two emeralds touching each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, say, "the comforting purr of a content kitten" or "the breath of your dozing tot".

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Olivia Wilde's private telephone number :
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Clearly, celebrities are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Olivia Wilde peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a professional soul reader from Tucson.
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