Do you have any birthmark?
Definitely so! I have a tiny snail shaped birthmark on my right forearm. Probably my father did accidentally eat a snail while my mother was expecting me.
Olly, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Modern studies have proved that smoking self-growed tobacco may have unpleasant repercussions, like loss of taste or death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Olly's miracle", now with Chymaria plicata extracts. Just $39.99 for 100 capsules. (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
often may cause loss of nostrils or induce suicide. Sodium-free. A capsule provides 100% RDA of arsenic).
Olly, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a special license for operating my hovercraft.
What is the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted dark place. A foul aftertaste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got wasted at a rerun of "Big Top Pee-Wee" in a shabby drive-in near Indianapolis.
Olly, which is your technique for unblemished skin?
It is an ablution with fresh yak milk once a week.
What would Olly Murs do to solve the issue of criminality and violence that is jeopardizing modern world?
Actually, I'm sure that giving one million to every citizen would make many issues go away, but most legislators are close-fisted old punks.
One of your cornerstones, "Troublemaker", is a well known hymn of hatred. Does it also have a second meaning?
Positively! It really is about my unconfessed passion for soy sauce.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Sure! Here it is my instant remedy. In case of drunkness mix three parts of tequila, two parts of fruit smoothie and some Alfredo sauce. Apply the resulting concoction on your legs and your chin.
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