A conversation with Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom born January 13th, 1977 (Capricorn)
And now, just because it's nice, a photo of a sweet squirrel (pixabay photo)

Does your agent use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch stalkers and fans
That's for certain! We'll go to any length to deceive those critters. I generally employ the moniker "Orlando Bleom".

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Melissa. Melissa says you are an idiot.

What's your favorite vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. Surely you are going to criticize me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

What do you eat between meals?
Avocadoes with bbq sauce, a garlic bread slice, four lettuce leaves, and a glass of brandy.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
Maybe! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal malarky.

You have accumulated a great deal of discontent in you that can burst at any moment. You will overcome this only if you condone or destroy somebody who has wronged you in the past.
Fair enough! If I did believe in this zodiacal drivel, now I would be a little dispirited.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my soul, I frequently doze on a hammock made of nails.

What do you think about the international situation?
Snap! It's hard to realized it when you live in a pink cloud cuddled by worshiping fans, but on this bitter Earth there are countries where it is impossible to find even an adequate apple martini.

There is no possibility any of these is Orlando Bloom's private telephone number :
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Clearly, actors are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Orlando Bloom peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained thanks to a trained mentalist from Las Vegas.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.