A talk with Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom born January 13th, 1977 (Capricorn)
Writing his will, Orlando Bloom has provided that his body should be buried in a coffin made of diamonds (source)

If I may say so, Orlando, you are well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it obstinacy, but I can't stay anywhere without astronaut memoirs or mammoth jerky delivered daily to my door.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Usually I've always done everything a director asked me to do, unless I disagreed with him.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order precludes me to talk about it.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a white sea monkey on my hand. It contains a tracker, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Reno labyrinth, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Oliver Cromwell. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I rented an elegant castle on the secretive hills of Botswana. The rent included a moat around the castle to protect my privacy but also a pack of local extras acting like shutterbugs to let me feel cherished.

Where do you go when you die?
If you behaved, you go to Barcelona, if you have been fiendish, you go to Reno.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. Are you a typical Capricorn?
Why not! I'm very affable, a bit slothful, headstrong and patient. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

Orlando Bloom refused to divulge his secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
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My brief meeting with Orlando Bloom has been scheduled many days in advance. The resulting article was great, like it was written by the spirit of J.R.R. Tolkien under the effects of unhealthy beverages. It was highly unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my mother in law (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I showed vital signs again, I attempted to remember those magnificent words. To be honest here: I'm not so confident this web page contains a totally factual account of what transpired during our meeting, and I'm starting to doubt it actually happened...
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