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Oscar Isaac
Oscar Isaac born January 5th, 1980 (Capricorn)
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Which is Oscar Isaac's technique for perfect skin? Strangely enough, it is a sponging with fresh unicorn blood twice a day (source)

In an essay appeared on Russian Semiotic Annals, dr. Frank K. Cooper observed that your movies are "a supernatural prototype of contemporary conceptual atomism". Any comment?
Yes, it is evident that in his last article published on Texan Ethical Quarterly, prof. Walter Kelly utterly disproved that incoherent theory.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You may look at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Oscar, what’s your worst defect?
I often flirt with interviewers. But I'm not that drunk so you are quite safe.

Oscar, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of professional olive pitter. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can flap my ears.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Oscar Isuac", who apperently is a former obstetrician from Seattle. That's quite saddening, but not as much embarassing as learning that for Yahoo my name sounds like a revolting insult in Polish.

Oscar, is there a deep moral hidden in "Inside Llewyn Davis"?
Certainly! That a man's got to know his limitations.

Oscar, you have been seen in a particular location with a vip whose name or gender I'm not authorized to release. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with X.Q..

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is all right and then without a reason your office and your mother catch fire. Do you understand?

I think I've lost that photo anyway...

There is no possibility any of these is Oscar Isaac's home telephone number :
3290727540 483561038 3759824377 3268681538 5382950188 6531485481 8731544946 5068524454 4434276164 8024216660 5220867888 4365736182 4953771483 818057413 805119111 5865341929 465356326 2263743650 5718345359 6820657191
Vips are busy people. It's difficult for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Oscar Isaac completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Oscar.
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