You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move light things with my mind.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Brad Pitt. We are on the same wavelength about canaries.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the reassuring whisper of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the breath of your dozing toddler" or "the relaxing purr of a lovable kitten".
Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Hit you in the face.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
Nah! I'm very cordial, quite attentive, self-willed and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.
Owen, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in a paper printed on Asian Annals of Mathematical Conceptualism, written in collaboration with prof. Harold Martinez.
Can you corroborate the buzz about the lost Jersey Devil photos?
Whammo! It seems to me you are showing a sudden desire to go the way of the dinosaurs. Capishe? You know, I know a guy who has a friend that for $3000,... Nevermind. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
As everybody knows, the problem of carbon monoxide poisoning in hedgehogs is attaining monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
I guess! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($900 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of carbon monoxide poisoning in hedgehogs.
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