A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Han Solo, because of our deep clever eyes.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a raccoon. A big, fat, placid raccoon, replete and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
Do you do your own shopping?
No, indeed! Usually, I retain a crew of Harward PhDs to compile my grocery list and texting it to a gang of pro buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever hire a bunch of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.
P!nk, you are well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't stay anywhere without chloroform-infused chamomile-tea bags or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered everyday to my suite.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Definitely so! But just one time. It was a very uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Otto von Bismarck appeared and revealed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt's greengrocer.
P!nk, where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased a gorgeous manor on the secretive mountains of Syldavia. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the cheerful property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about deal on internet.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Taronia flag, probably because there is my face in the middle of it. Taronia is a nice but unlucky country. They are so derelict they have been rejected by Googlemaps.
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