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Paloma Faith
Paloma Faith born July 21st, 1981 (Cancer)
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A fictional character you think to as an imaginary friend?
As several people say, Theodore Roosevelt, because of our innate curiosity.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Yeah! Here it is my sure quick fix for haemorrhoids. Mix one part of cider, three parts of fruit drink and some cranberry sauce in the skull of a horse, then guzzle this potion every 10 minutes for 5 hours.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
I think so! But just once. It was a tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Benjamin Franklin manifested and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Leibniz's cousin.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for flying my dirigible.

Do you know Ruth V. Torres (a former ship's officer, now a wool classer) from Laredo?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to her for 4 weeks. Then there was some commotion about Ruth playing the game with every man in a radius of 20 miles, so their marriage came to an abrupt conclusion.

Paloma, do you like koalas?
I doubt it!

For which reason you do not like koalas, if I may ask?
They stink! And one koala bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the motives I become a singer, so I should reconsider my relation with koalas.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I rented a luxurious castle on the hidden mountains of Bangalla. The only difficulty was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the easygoing gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the deal by email.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Paloma Faith's home telephone number :
2321506372 762825672 9289802990 5278657949 3028703577 2687932731 5016381500 302033483 7806536108 9245412467 2366491033 8711679465 8878228184 9344259823 5767813774 6564305960 6865933098 3992024325 8443324253 248430804
To be sincere, my boss had patiently planned my rendezvous with Paloma Faith many days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or breeding snails. So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a large dinner of cabbage stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.