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A conversation with Pat Benatar
Pat Benatar
Pat Benatar born January 10th, 1953 (Capricorn)
In a brief state of confusion, Pat Benatar has subscribed an appeal against pandas, thereby referred to as "those useless gluttons" (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard at work doing paramount things for the planet and I can't waste time on such trivialities. I hire a group of Georgia Tech dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of pro buyers spread around the globe. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever employ a number of surrogates, one for each body part.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Q: death.

Pat : indifference

Q: snow
Pat : indifference

Q: birthday
Pat : indifference

I don't think you are in the right mood.
Pat, should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to pick up?

Probably that of beekeeper, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. Are you a typical Capricorn?
Yeah! I'm very gentle, energetic, pliant and impetuous. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is usual in artists.

Do you know Richard Brooks (a former web designer, now a network administrator) from Fort Wayne?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was some commotion about Richard having affairs with every woman in a radius of 40 miles, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a quick ending.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Pat Benatar's private telephone number :
3218015187 2870265986 287408903 2811421942 610044779 6768239342 8338976846 5513268857 4755553920 9899988464 431266025 799603054 8850698777 254153811 7790777137 9782235337 440608721 2666271003 4837290509 563002051
I patiently queued up for years for an occasion to have a brief appointment with Pat Benatar. The resulting piece was excellent, like "The Count of Monte Cristo" rewritten by Doctor Who. It was highly unfavorable that another inmate (maybe on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I invoked Mandrake in vain, I struggled to recapture those awe-inspiring words. I want to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly precise run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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