An interview with Pat Benatar
Pat Benatar
Pat Benatar born January 10th, 1953 (Capricorn)
Marita, the dearest pet lizard of Pat Benatar, could also double as a hypocaloric nibble in case of ravenous appetite (pixabay photo)

My informants told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "I Need a Lover"?
Yeah! Think outside the box - or something like that.

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never heard it?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such dudes in Tibet or in Antarctica. I would say that my songs are like a fragrant vanilla muffin with a stunning filling of epoxy resin.

Pat, which is your technique for spotless skin?
It is a soaking into hot unicorn tears twice a month.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. Are you a typical Capricorn?
Yes! I'm amiable, energetic, opinionated and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is common in artists.

What motivates you to sing?
I like the sound of my voice.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say quickly another word. Let's start with :
Q: Friday.

Pat : shoemaker

Q: penitence
Pat : hero

Q: time
Pat : vermin

I don't think you are in the right mood.

There is no possibility any of these is Pat Benatar's home telephone number :
8557557415 7014914414 5717001235 649141757 531271739 7383945237 700765040 3967118843 8606192562 8885942777 296356705 3865193158 9227800658 2167771485 9431841661 3934640734 6604021385 8254721669 7915560447 9021082070
To be honest, my boss had patiently arranged my short appointment with Pat Benatar several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or breeding mites. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had after a heavy dinner of raw broccoli and beans.
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