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Patrick Dempsey
Patrick Dempsey born January 13th, 1966 (Capricorn)
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Patrick Dempsey's experimental launch of his eau de cologne scented with fish entrails extract has been a gigantic bust (pixabay photo)

Do you have any vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. See, I’m probably going to be criticized for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
I'd say no! My mother and I decided that I would have become an IT clerk. But, that's life.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I often meditate on a hammock made of fresh nettle.

Patrick, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Patrick's miracle". During one of my famed researches in Bolivian plateau, I discovered an unremarkable plant unknown to botanists, now named Osteodantupea obtusa, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of pineapples and aspirin. It seems distasteful, but it's kind of moreish.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD in your collection?
Shit fire and save matches! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "Dunston Checks In" or "Van Helsing".

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you spend your days in a pink cloud cuddled by worshiping fans, but in this suffering epoch there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a decent apple martini.

Is there a deep meaning behind your "Enchanted"?
Yeah! That the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - or something like that.

Patrick, do you have any superpower?
Talking backwards, since I was 10, except if it's cloudy. Maybe this is quite remarkable in blond people with Chinese progenitors.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Patrick Dempsey's private telephone number :
955230733 4545735782 5177777425 7170541108 6336103017 2534456555 238102809 4004721546 383293409 2674303697 4776489292 972922648 9679029196 958336405 323354168 8945805545 5131537823 2602902434 514678691 520579039
My supervisor had patiently set up my hurried talk with Patrick Dempsey many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like collecting molds or growing parasitic plants. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a dream that ensued after a heavy dinner based on raw broccoli and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.