An interview with Patrick Schwarzenegger
Patrick Schwarzenegger
Patrick Schwarzenegger born September 18th, 1993 (Virgo)
Among Patrick Schwarzenegger's future projects there is a top-secret indie sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action takes place in a submarine (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
Henry (the imaginary cousin of Franklin D. Roosevelt), Bart Simpson, and myself.

What would Patrick Schwarzenegger do to solve the problem of violence and ferocity that is menacing modern society?
Actually, in my opinion, assigning a bodyguard to every person can make wonders, but most politicians are just selfish old punks little attentive to my suggestions.

Patrick, what’s your biggest defect?
Most people believe that I'm without defects, but if I'm chomping honeycomb and suddenly I need to free my mouth I'm not very finical about where I spit the remnants: it may be the gutter but also a ceramic vase from Ming dynasty.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably HAL 9000.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
By golly! Apart from "Swept Away", which was a gift, probabably it is "Highlander II" or "Batman & Robin".

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have an orange eel on my hand. It is bioluminescent, so I can be salvaged if I am kidnapped, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I guess they were all very good in that movie.

You seem to be always so sunny and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face another artist, my heart grows darker and my teeth chatter with fury. And all of a sudden, I experience an impulse to seal those leering eyes for good. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

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