An interview with Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart born July 13th, 1940 (Cancer)
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Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Constantine the Great. I played Aladdin: the author was an illustrious alcoholic.

In an article appeared on Russian Transactions on Humanistic Sociology, prof. Dennis Gomez has observed that your movies are "a supernatural summation of contemporary contextual mechanicism". Which is your reaction?
I think that in his letter published on Asian Anthropological Quarterly, dr. Patrick Foster totally disproved that illogical point of view.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my sure remedy. In case of need mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of lemonade and some dill. Apply the resulting brew on your arms and your wrists.

Do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. I’m probably going to be criticized for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some legal concerns about my contract, the easiest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Patrick Stowart".

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: white.

Patrick : boring

Q: frog
Patrick : boring

Q: hipster
Patrick : boring

I don't think you are in the right mood.

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