You were amazing in "Ted". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! My pet ocelot ate the script, thus I had to improvise most of my dialogues.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I have deducted that this alleged global warming drivel is probably a foolish plot of Kazirstan's nefarious scientists.
Does your agent use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude paparazzi and groupies
That's for certain! I do whatever is necessary to avoid those troublemakers. I generally employ the moniker "Patrick Worburton".
Could you suggest a remedy for diarrhea?
Yes, here it is my instant panacea for diarrhea. Mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of fruit smoothie and some chives inside a coconut, then drink this mixture every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and quite bizarre recollection. In a dark foggy open place with faraway lights, like an airport, two men talk and stare into the night. One wears an uniform, while the other is a civilian and wears an old fashioned suit. One says "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".
Actually it seems to me that is a scene from the movie "Casablanca".
Stap my vitals! To be frank, yesterday night I took a siesta at the cineclub.
Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Yes! The working title of the movie is "Michelle, Peter and the ferret". There are a man and a woman. Michelle and Peter live together in Boston. The man is a registered nurse and she is a medium. When Michelle's pet ferret Meepina got laryngitis, they decide to rise hell to cure Meepina and save the planet.
Patrick, which is your secret for eternal beauty?
As you may have guessed, it is a dousing with warm jello once a day.
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