Cookie Consent by A conversation with Patrick Warburton
A conversation with Patrick Warburton
Patrick Warburton
Patrick Warburton born November 14th, 1964 (Scorpio)
Roger Cooper, the new Patrick Warburton's head of security, is always testing alternative methods to keep at bay stalkers and disturbing pursuers (pixabay photo)

What’s your worst defect?
A few people say that I have a propensity to shout offensive commentaries, but they are just a pile of simpleminded idiots.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the relaxing clink of two pieces of gold touching each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the breath of your dozing baby" or "the comforting purr of a satisfied kitten".

Patrick, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Patrick's sensation". During one of my studies in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Drepalandia frigida, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of bananas and vinaigrette. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpleasant...

A famous person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
Jack Sparrow, because of our deep clever eyes. We both breed little gerbils.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly another word. Let's start with :
Q: life.

Patrick : word

Q: sinner
Patrick : word

Q: snow
Patrick : word

Maybe another time, right?

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Patrick Warburton's home telephone number is listed here :
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To be honest, my supervisor had patiently arranged my rendezvous with Patrick Warburton several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Aeon Flux". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Patrick Warburton would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.