A conversation with Patrick Wilson
Patrick Wilson
Patrick Wilson born July 3rd, 1973 (Cancer)
In the course of his last scripture, Patrick Wilson has developed a nasty addiction to yak milk (source)

What do you think about the international situation?
Drats! It's hard to believe it when you live among piles of dough pampered by willing servants, but on this suffering Earth there are nations where it is difficult to find even a tolerable margarita.

What is your opinion about global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in an essay published on Annals of Advanced Psychiatry.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to project my aura, about 8 inches far.

Patrick, you are also well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Patrick needs what Patrick needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's one of Ridley Scott's unreleased movies or baby panda's tears.

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a two in Nepal, but an eight in Reno.

You're so deep in "The Conjuring". Were you given plenty of freedom to mold your character?
Totally! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Patrick Wilson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

Patrick, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal lunacy.

You have gathered a great deal of disgruntlement in you that can discharge suddenly. You will get rid of this state only if you forget or take revenge upon somebody who has injured you in the past.
The dickens! That's remarkable!

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