A conversation with Paul Anka
Paul Anka
Paul Anka born July 30th, 1941 (Leo)
Paul Anka likes to imagine that in a precedent existence he was a Teddy bear (pixabay photo)

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Panem flag. It is black and violet with a little blue lion in a corner. Panem is a beautiful but unlucky nation. They are so needy they use foodstamps as currency.

As everybody knows, the problem of chickenpox in kangaroos is attaining gigantic dimensions. Is Paul Anka doing anything in this respect?
Absolutely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of chickenpox in kangaroos.

Do you do your own shopping?
Not on a chance! Usually, I employ a team of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever hire a bunch of surrogates, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm absolutely enthusiastic about "The Help" by Kathryn Steinback.

You mean, by Kathryn Stockett?
I'm not used to be contradicted by low-class people, and in any case we can agree to disagree.

A fictional character you think to as your doppelganger?
None, but maybe Pocahontas, because of our similar way of living.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a violet caterpillar on my arm. It is radioactive, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in San Francisco labyrinth, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Paul Anka, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Skyrim" player.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Paul Anka's home telephone number :
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To be honest, my director had patiently lined up my hurried appointment with Paul Anka many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or cultivating mosses. So, this web page is essentially based on what Paul Anka would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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