Do you have any scar?
I have a little canary shaped scar on my right calf, which ensued from my troubled encounter with a raving chipmunk.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! They can't have enough of me. I'm universal: I delight famous neurosurgeons and commonplace crime scene cleaners to the same extent. It's nice to hear that there are 16 plazas with my name in two different countries, not counting Kyrat and Luxembourg, which I did not know they were countries.
Paul, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal balderdash.
Today an aggressive anger and a dismal anxiety are undermining your spiritual enrichment, but compared to tomorrow today is full of joy, so good luck.
Kerboom! If I did believe in this zodiacal insanity, now I would be a little crestfallen.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
You bet! I suffer from an irrational phobia for Smurfs, on account of a curious accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite common.
Paul, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Paul's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed studies in Chilean plateau, I uncovered an unremarkable plant unknown to botanists, now named Dicondrana amorpha, which every 12 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of strawberries and pulled pork. It seems disagreeable, but it may become a compelling habit.
What's your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new parfum called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without asking my laywer.
I can't wait to buy that parfum.
I'll let you have a free sample.
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