I'm here today with Paul McCartney, who just saw the birth of his last album. Hi, Paul, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Dave Bautista the other day and, honestly, I did not like it a bit.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Walk away unarmed.
Paul, are you superstitious?
Yeah! I swear in Swahili before a significant occasion.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to nonsense, wombat tears, and ammonia.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Paul McCartney, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Carnegie Mellon University, signed up for Ancient Serbian 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with a fernet addiction.
When your are not on tour, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in orange and gray.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Morticia Addams.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.
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