Paul, what do you think of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this so-called global warming anomaly is probably a machination of Palombia's agents.
Paul, is there a deep moral hidden in "Mother and Child Reunion"?
Naturally! That winners never quit - or something like that.
What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a creation of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my sensuous underwear, so no pockets at all.
Paul, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made with music?
Remember, when Pepsi Twist will be successful again I'll have the last laugh.
Paul, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Paul's marvel". During one of my explorations of the Australian jungle, I discovered an unknown tree, now named Placodantilla baccata, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of peaches and mud. You have to be rich enough even to find it uncanny...
Paul, do you like wombats?
Not a chance!
For which reason you do not like wombats, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one wombat bite my cousin's naughty parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with wombats.
Which is your trick to obtain everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a scrubbing with hot yak milk once a day.
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