An interview with Paul Simon
Paul Simon
Paul Simon born October 13th, 1941 (Libra)
Paul Simon always employs a scientific way to choose his next song (pixabay photo)

Paul, what do you think of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this so-called global warming anomaly is probably a machination of Palombia's agents.

Paul, is there a deep moral hidden in "Mother and Child Reunion"?
Naturally! That winners never quit - or something like that.

What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a creation of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my sensuous underwear, so no pockets at all.

Paul, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made with music?
Remember, when Pepsi Twist will be successful again I'll have the last laugh.

Paul, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Paul's marvel". During one of my explorations of the Australian jungle, I discovered an unknown tree, now named Placodantilla baccata, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of peaches and mud. You have to be rich enough even to find it uncanny...

Paul, do you like wombats?
Not a chance!

For which reason you do not like wombats, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one wombat bite my cousin's naughty parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with wombats.

Which is your trick to obtain everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a scrubbing with hot yak milk once a day.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Paul Simon's secret telephone number :
8620179627 2581623813 8092642531 5862648641 7713025292 5677187461 3445319240 6869607440 2911747727 382273203 5643168158 6924456737 427388777 9639314504 2788313711 392895642 4953130533 6416960183 241921505 4634072197
I patiently sat tight forever before being able to have a brief talk with Paul Simon. The resulting piece was great, like "The Name of the Rose" rewritten by Wolverine. Hence, it was very damaging that my armadillo by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to remember those impressive words. So, to be frank, I'm not so confident this web page contains an absolutely factual run-down of our appointment, and so I'm starting to ask myself if it actually was real...
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