I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the abridged summary of "The Metamorphosis", and I found it quite palatable. On that account, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Franz Kafka - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
One of your hits, "Mother and Child Reunion", is a well known song of love. Does it also have a second meaning?
Naturally! It really is about my love for bbq sauce.
Paul, how do you invest all the dough you make with music?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested my stash in a super-clever scheme developed by a financial guru named Charlie Punzi, a pro of hedge futures trading (whatever it means). I will give you his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.
Paul, which is your secret for unblemished skin?
Only few know it is a sponging with lukewarm cement twice a day.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, I remember that several years ago I was crossing Iran in an old minivan with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the meadows, in the heart of nature.
What do you eat between meals?
Lettuce leaves with salt and pepper, a pickle, two plums, and a bit of vermouth.
Do you have any birthmark?
Definitely so! I have a little squid shaped birthmark on my right shoulder. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a squid while my mother was pregnant.
Can you tell me the square root of 609274325?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
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