A conversation with Paul Young
Paul Young
Paul Young born January 17th, 1956 (Capricorn)
A well known research center in Nevada is currently using Paul Young's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares induction (source)

What's the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was in a barren dim space. A foul smell pervading the air. Then I remembered I got plastered at a rerun of "Exorcist II: The Heretic" in a shabby cinema near Atlanta.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes sir! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've read the summary of the abridged version of "Little Women", and I found it quite passable. On that account, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Louisa May Alcott - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Paul, do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue so my my personaly scientists have devised a clock that has hours of 53 minutes. Well, I’m probably going to be censured for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Can you tell me the square root of 6192335623?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a stroll in a strawberry field.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: car.

Paul : fine

Q: light
Paul : power

Q: diva
Paul : money

I don't think you are in the right mood.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Paul Young's private telephone number :
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My little rendezvous with Paul Young has been patiently arranged weeks beforehand. The resulting interview was awesome, like "1984" rewritten by Wonder Woman. So, it was deplorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor (maybe on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I put myself together, I tried to extract from my fading neurons those breathtaking words. I want to be straight, I'm not really certain this web page contains a totally factual run-down of our interview, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.