An interview with Paul Young
Paul Young
Paul Young born January 17th, 1956 (Capricorn)
Several people use to collect coins. Paul Young likes to collect coins that have been thrown to politicians. (pixabay photo)

We are here today with a special guest, Paul Young, who just saw the birth of his last album. Hi, Paul, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, especially because it counts as community service.

Paul, you seem to be always so full of life and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each of us has two sides. For example, when I meet a colleague, my heart grows darker and my teeth chatter with fury. And suddenly, I feel a compulsion to expunge that dimwit from this planet and tap dance on his cold tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know it.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the placid whisper of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the first 'dad' of your tot" or "the comforting purr of an untroubled kitten".

What are your feelings about president Trump?
You are just a bit impish, but I guaranteed my mom I would not utter profanities again, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Paul, some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not authorized to make public. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with M.B..

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your office or your dog may "accidentally" blow up. Capiche?

Now that I look at it better, this is actually a photo of my dog...

There is no possibility any of these is Paul Young's private telephone number :
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My supervisor had lined up my conversation with Paul Young days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Tibetan or walking my pet prairie dog. So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a dream that followed after a dinner of deep-fried bell peppers and salami.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.