I'm here today with a special guest, Paula Abdul, who just made her way through her last album. Hi, Paula, and welcome to Useless Factoids.
It's a pleasure being here, because it counts as community service.
Paula, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, robin's eggs and naturally deceased blue jays.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Dracula.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Surely! I have acquired an irrational fear for the color purple, owing to a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite common.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to France, if you have been insipid you go to Ottawa.
Which is your trick to achieve perpetual beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly sponging with fresh cement.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
It was my uncle's idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight allergy?
Since my pet hamster contracted it.
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