A talk with Paula Patton
Paula Patton
Paula Patton born December 5th, 1975 (Sagittarius)
By popular demand of her fans, Paula Patton will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,500 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of cowpox in horses (source)

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
I guaranteed my dog I would not embarass myself again, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

Could you refute the buzz about your role in the flimsy business of Bigfoot DNA samples?
Could I? Certainly! Do I want? Heavens forbid!

Paula, what’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I make advances toward interviewers. But I'm not that depressed right now so unless you pass out you will remain relatively untouched.

In an essay published on Russian Metaphysical Studies, prof. Donald Edwards has described your movies as "a perfect personification of newfangled conceptual automatism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his last paper appeared on Transactions on Advanced Transhumanism, dr. Joseph Reyes completely rebuked that dubious point of view.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the muted sound of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, for example "the calming purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first word of your toddler".

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Galileo Galilei.

What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a daydream of your lascivious mind, I'm in my tempting lingerie, so no pockets at all.

Paula, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol"?
Yes! That there's no place like home.

Paula Patton refused to let me know her private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
9801802358 3329986120 9378996782 5144863887 2364151399 5950141713 3979807085 5782494111 311576913 6560676922 4277599669 8070109691 7966192628 5467142494 7280380357 8101715977 403150860 471696590 2657892098 3547196996
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