What do you think about president Donald Trump?
I guaranteed my dog I would not embarass myself again, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.
Could you refute the buzz about your role in the flimsy business of Bigfoot DNA samples?
Could I? Certainly! Do I want? Heavens forbid!
Paula, what’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I make advances toward interviewers. But I'm not that depressed right now so unless you pass out you will remain relatively untouched.
In an essay published on Russian Metaphysical Studies, prof. Donald Edwards has described your movies as "a perfect personification of newfangled conceptual automatism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his last paper appeared on Transactions on Advanced Transhumanism, dr. Joseph Reyes completely rebuked that dubious point of view.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the muted sound of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, for example "the calming purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first word of your toddler".
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Galileo Galilei.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a daydream of your lascivious mind, I'm in my tempting lingerie, so no pockets at all.
Paula, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol"?
Yes! That there's no place like home.
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