A talk with Pauley Perrette
Pauley Perrette
Pauley Perrette born March 27th, 1969 (Aries)
During an unsettling gathering, Pauley Perrette was briefly mutated into a non-demoniac goat (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Pauley Perrette, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Pauley, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, because I can't remember if you owe me money.

Who are your heroes?
John F. Kennedy, Forrest Gump, and myself.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 900 models that will be set loose in Shreveport as in a flash mob.

Could you substantiate the rumours about the stolen Chupacabra photos?
Thou, mewling guts-griping apple-john! How do you dare?

Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "A Christmas Carol" by Charlie Dickends.

You mean, by Charles Dickens?
Probably you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.

What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Reginald. Reginald says you are an ass.

Pauley, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Pauley's prodigy". During one of my peregrinations in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous new plant, now named Pterytrichia neglecta, that blooms only every 10 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of bananas and balsamic vinegar. It seems strange, but it's easy to get the habit.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Pauley Perrette's secret telephone number :
490682860 892313646 5960512101 7299635826 9264648294 2868328394 809713683 6399830232 8278017429 7585730656 4744331544 6291022342 8794606565 2436668278 204340902 489695572 9927997326 5996459028 787986897 431249785
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