Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Talk of many things, like your mortality.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Jawohl! I'm sometimes rude, quite dynamic, opinionated and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artists.
Paulina, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Paulina's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Atacama desert, I discovered an unremarkable unknown tree, now named Erythroclea algida, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of pineapples and guacamole. It seems unpleasant, but it's kind of moreish.
Some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with G.P..
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is perfectly all right in your little life and then for no apparent reason your office is frisked by the police looking for some illicit material a dude has planted there. Do you understand now?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is indistinct...
You seem to be always so chirpy and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I bump into a colleague singer, my sight goes black and I clench my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to erase her heckling smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.
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