An interview with Paulina Rubio
Paulina Rubio
Paulina Rubio born June 17th, 1971 (Gemini)
Paulina Rubio has been a little unsatisfied by the actual location and facilities of the extra-lavish resort she hastily picked out from the catalogue of the "D.O.A. Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Talk of many things, like your mortality.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Jawohl! I'm sometimes rude, quite dynamic, opinionated and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artists.

Paulina, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Paulina's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Atacama desert, I discovered an unremarkable unknown tree, now named Erythroclea algida, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of pineapples and guacamole. It seems unpleasant, but it's kind of moreish.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with G.P..

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is perfectly all right in your little life and then for no apparent reason your office is frisked by the police looking for some illicit material a dude has planted there. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is indistinct...
You seem to be always so chirpy and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?

I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I bump into a colleague singer, my sight goes black and I clench my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to erase her heckling smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Paulina Rubio's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I lined up a little exchange with Paulina Rubio many months in advance. The resulting transcription was breathtaking, like "The Da Vinci Code" rewritten by Hellboy. So, it was awfully regrettable that my cat ate my only copy! After I invoked Magneto in vain, I made an attempt to recall those awe-inspiring words. To be clear, I'm not really so sure this web page contains a completely accurate report of our conversation, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.