A conversation with Paulina Rubio
Paulina Rubio
Paulina Rubio born June 17th, 1971 (Gemini)
The delighted look of fans who have stumbled upon Paulina Rubio (pixabay photo)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Stephanie Moseley, because we were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to sodium hydroxide, bullshit and armadillos.

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it?
Well, pilgrims sometimes whisper that there are one or two such chaps in the Bible Belt or in the Congolese rainforest. I would say that my songs are like a sugary honey muffin with a rich nucleus of sausages.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
For certain! I'm very affable, dynamic, yielding and calm. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artists.

What motivates you to sing?
Lack of oxygen, since to sing is like to breath for me.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that several years ago I was camping with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" among the trees, like passionate opossums, in the middle of nature.

What do you think about the international situation?
Nonsense! I think it is presently very bleak, since in these torn times there are regions where it is impossible to find even an adequate cosmopolitan.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I'm filming right now the ad for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without the advice of my agent.

I would like to experiment it on unaware bystanders.
I'll let you have a sample so you can try it.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Paulina Rubio's secret telephone number :
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