Do you know Stephen J. Gomez (a former naval architect, now a fitter-welder) from Long Beach?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 5 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Stephen having affairs with every woman aged 18-65, so their engagement came to a quick end.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.
What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Henry Ford, while I kept repeating "I did not sell my neighbor's hamster".
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Equestria. It is yellow and gray with a tiny green sheep in the center. Equestria is an amazing but unlucky country. They are so impoverished they use dry mud for seasoning.
In an article printed on Canadian Journal of Alternate Structuralism, dr. Jason Sullivan has described your roles as "a supernatural paradigm of modern symbolic illusionism". Anything to add?
Yes, it is evident that in his letter published on European Transactions on Epistemologic Studies, prof. Thomas K. Edwards totally discredited that forced point of view.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Apart from acting, is there something you do exceptionally well?
I can recite "When You Are Old" by Yeats backwards in 4 different languages including Polish.
Which is your favorite snack?
Kiwi fruits with ketchup, a cracker, two peaches, and some lemonade.
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